Men:
1. All men are extremely busy.
2. Although they are so busy, they still have time for women.
3. Although they have time for women, they don't really care for them.
4. Although they don't really care for them, they always have one around.
5. Although they always have one around them, they always try their luck with others.
Women:
1. The most important thing for a woman is financial security.
2. Although this is so important, they still go out and buy expensiveclothes and stuff.
3. Although they always buy expensive clothes, they never have something towear.
4. Although they never have something to wear, they always dressbeautifully.
5. Although they always dress beautifully, their clothes are always just"an old rag".
6. Although their clothes are always "just an old rag", they still expectyou to compliment them.
7. Although they expect you to compliment them, when you do, they don'tbelieve you.
Wisdom :
When I was married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 25 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25-years-old blond."
Now we have a $500,000.00 home, a $45,000.00 car, nice big bed and plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 50-years-old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things."
My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out & find a hot 25-years-old blonde, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.
Aren't older women great ? They really know how to solve your mid-life crisis !
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by blogatouille
web : jokes2all.blogspot.com
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Monday, March 10, 2008
Sunday, March 9, 2008
Real Spiderman
A real Spiderman !!! Jumping here and there...... Great !!!
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Saturday, March 8, 2008
Insane 747-400 Landing
747-400 landing...... Good Skill.......
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Thursday, March 6, 2008
Please vote for him
Mr. Bean participate in Election 2008 area P-333 Funny Farm. Please vote for him.
Vote for me !!!
Joke 4 u !!!
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by blogatouille
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Wednesday, March 5, 2008
Baby first visit to the doctor
A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam.
The doctor arrived, and examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed ?
"Breast-fed," she replied.
"Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor ordered. She did.
He pinched her nipples, presses, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for a while in a very professional and detailed examination.
Motioning to her to get dressed. The doctor said, "No wonder this baby is underweight. You don't have any milk."
"I know," she said, "I'm his grandma, but i'm glad I came."
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by blogatouille
web : jokes2all.blogspot.com
The doctor arrived, and examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed ?
"Breast-fed," she replied.
"Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor ordered. She did.
He pinched her nipples, presses, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for a while in a very professional and detailed examination.
Motioning to her to get dressed. The doctor said, "No wonder this baby is underweight. You don't have any milk."
"I know," she said, "I'm his grandma, but i'm glad I came."
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by blogatouille
web : jokes2all.blogspot.com
Tuesday, March 4, 2008
Finally got the meaning !!!
Cubicle = small chamber used for sleeping
Now I know why I feel sleepy when I come to office......
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by blogatouille
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Monday, March 3, 2008
Invest in a good woman
It's a great fortune to invest your time in a woman, especially a good woman. If you are an experienced man, you would certainly agree with me.
Women are peculiar species. If you have succeeded in conquering her heart, she will ceaselessly sacrifice for you till the end of your life.
Just think over, you just spend a little of your time to go out for dinner with her, watch a movie or give her a simple gift, or say a few words to touch her heart or you promise her that you will bring happiness till the end of her life, or take time to help her kill some cockroaches in the kitchen, or sometimes spend some efforts helping her to carry some heavy stuff, or to open the car door for her. Continue to do all the above things and care for her well-being for 2 to 3 years to come........
What do you get in return?
You will be amazed to find that you have a woman whom would continue to care for your well-being for the rest of your life. She will wait for you at the door steps with a naive and sweet smile each time when you meet her (of course, you don't get the sweet smile when you are arguing with her), nevertheless, she would still prepare a warm dinner for you after the heated argument has faded away...
The greatest of all things she has done for her life, is to give birth to your child (of course, the unbearable pain need not be mentioned here)... She would continue to care and feed the child that carry your surname for many years to come no matter how naughty your child would be.
On top of that, she also does the thing you that hated the most, i.e. doing housework, washing your clothes, sleep your child and tossing alone in the bedroom waiting for you at night for your return. For some of you, you would rather spend some time drinking with your friends at the bar! and telling her that you have important assignments in the office, letting her to wait for your return in the living room till the wee hours of the morning ...
When you are down, she will be the first to encourage you. When you are happy, she would be the first to feel for your happiness (even more happier than you are) before you open your mouth to tell her by looking at your face. When you achieve some good results at work or assignments, she feels the happiness with all her heart and pray to God to protect and bless you with more successes in the future.
Despite all the above, you repay her by asking her to talk less and tell her not to bother your work. You ask her to sleep when she wanted to spend some precious time with you sharing with some simple happenings of the day. ! Sometimes, you are too proud to take her out when you are out with you r friends. Can you feel that the suffering that she has to endure for the next 30 years of her life staying with someone like you?
And for men, for the next 30 years, what do you do to repay her gratitude; you are only capable to continue to do what you know.......to work
Please continue to appreciate the woman of your life....
If you noticed that if there any women whom start to show some sacrifices to you, your door to the days of happiness has opened before you ....
Please grab the opportunity to share the happiness ! with her and help her to be the man of her dreams....
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by blogatouille
web : jokes2all.blogspot.com
Women are peculiar species. If you have succeeded in conquering her heart, she will ceaselessly sacrifice for you till the end of your life.
Just think over, you just spend a little of your time to go out for dinner with her, watch a movie or give her a simple gift, or say a few words to touch her heart or you promise her that you will bring happiness till the end of her life, or take time to help her kill some cockroaches in the kitchen, or sometimes spend some efforts helping her to carry some heavy stuff, or to open the car door for her. Continue to do all the above things and care for her well-being for 2 to 3 years to come........
What do you get in return?
You will be amazed to find that you have a woman whom would continue to care for your well-being for the rest of your life. She will wait for you at the door steps with a naive and sweet smile each time when you meet her (of course, you don't get the sweet smile when you are arguing with her), nevertheless, she would still prepare a warm dinner for you after the heated argument has faded away...
The greatest of all things she has done for her life, is to give birth to your child (of course, the unbearable pain need not be mentioned here)... She would continue to care and feed the child that carry your surname for many years to come no matter how naughty your child would be.
On top of that, she also does the thing you that hated the most, i.e. doing housework, washing your clothes, sleep your child and tossing alone in the bedroom waiting for you at night for your return. For some of you, you would rather spend some time drinking with your friends at the bar! and telling her that you have important assignments in the office, letting her to wait for your return in the living room till the wee hours of the morning ...
When you are down, she will be the first to encourage you. When you are happy, she would be the first to feel for your happiness (even more happier than you are) before you open your mouth to tell her by looking at your face. When you achieve some good results at work or assignments, she feels the happiness with all her heart and pray to God to protect and bless you with more successes in the future.
Despite all the above, you repay her by asking her to talk less and tell her not to bother your work. You ask her to sleep when she wanted to spend some precious time with you sharing with some simple happenings of the day. ! Sometimes, you are too proud to take her out when you are out with you r friends. Can you feel that the suffering that she has to endure for the next 30 years of her life staying with someone like you?
And for men, for the next 30 years, what do you do to repay her gratitude; you are only capable to continue to do what you know.......to work
Please continue to appreciate the woman of your life....
If you noticed that if there any women whom start to show some sacrifices to you, your door to the days of happiness has opened before you ....
Please grab the opportunity to share the happiness ! with her and help her to be the man of her dreams....
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by blogatouille
web : jokes2all.blogspot.com
Sunday, March 2, 2008
The Mad Magazine Guy
Did you ever wonder what happened to the guy in Mad Magazine?
Watch as he grows up!
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by blogatouille
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Watch as he grows up!
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by blogatouille
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Saturday, March 1, 2008
Why we love children #6
One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of Chicken Little to her class. She came to the part where Chicken Little warns the farmer.
She read, "...and Chicken Little went up to the farmer and said, 'The sky is falling!' "
The teacher then asked the class, "And what do you think that farmer said?"
One little girl raised her hand and said, "I think he said: 'Holy Sh*t! A talking chicken!' " The teacher was unable to teach for the next minutes.
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by blogatouille
web : jokes2all.blogspot.com
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