This Is A Council Job

A guy goes to Coventry City Council to apply for a job.

The interviewer asks him, 'Are you allergic to anything?'

He answers 'Yes - caffeine' '

Have you ever been in the armed services?'

'Yes,' he says. 'I was in Iraq for two years.'

The interviewer says, 'That will give you 5 extra points toward employment,' and then asks, 'Are you disabled in any way?

The guy says, 'Yes ...a bomb exploded near me and blew my testicles off.'

The interviewer tells the guy, 'O.K. In that case, I can hire you right now. Normal hours are from 8 AM to 4 PM. You can start tomorrow at 10:00 - and plan on starting at 10 AM every day.'

The guy is puzzled and says, 'If the hours are from 8 AM to 4 PM, why don't you want me to be here before 10 AM?'

'This is a council job,' the interviewer says.

'For the first two hours we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls, not really any point in you coming in for that'
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by blogatouille
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Lim Peh Si KIWI !!!

There were 3 eggs in the fridge.
Egg 1 sat on it's place quietly after it's back from the supermarket.
Suddenly, egg 2 whisper to egg 1, "Wei, the egg besides me got hair one......Eee..... so disgusting......."




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Egg 3 heard it and said angrily, "Lim peh si KIWI fruit, not egg!" (I'm KIWI fruit, not egg)
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by blogatouille
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Why Geisha Walk Like This ?

Now here the secret revealed why geisha walking like this.
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Chinese Song - Price Rise

Since the Malaysia government increase the petrol price, everything price up. Now here is the song which describe the situation and been edited.

Inside has shown that a businessman feel pressured on the price rise and cut down on daily food expenses.
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by blogatouille
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My Cubicle - Song & Lyrics

Performed by: Jym Britton
Parody on “You’re Beautiful” by James Blunt



My job is stupid my day’s a bore,
Inside this office from eight to four
Nothin’ ever happens my life is pretty bland,
Pretending that I’m working, pray I don’t get canned.

My Cubicle, My cubicle
It’s One of Sixty two
It’s my small space in a crowded place
Just a six-by-six foot booth
And I hate it that’s the truth

Well, I give a sigh as the boss walks by,
no one ever talks to me or looks me in the eye.
And I really should work but instead I just sit here and surf the Internet.

In My Cubicle, My cubicle
It doesn’t have a view.
It’s my small space in a crowded place
I sit in solitude.
And sometimes I sit here nude.
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by blogatouille
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Off your mobile !!!

Off your mobile please, otherwise how is he going to finish the movie ?
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What Are Snowman Doing During Summer ?

Hahaha..... else where you think there are so much ice cream come from ?
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Joke of the day

On the way out the priest was preparing a man for his long day's journey into night.

Whispering firmly, the priest said, "Denounce the devil! Let him know how little you think of his evil!"

The dying man said nothing.

The priest repeated his advice. Still the dying man said nothing.

The priest asked, "Why do you refuse to denounce the devil and his evil?"

The dying man said, "Until I know where I'm heading, I don't think I ought to aggravate anybody!"
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by blogatouille
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