At President BUSH 's Farewell Dinner

For security reasons, your shoes please !
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What Are Snowman Doing During Summer ?

Hahaha..... else where you think there are so much ice cream come from ?
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Potential problem with Obama presidency

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Wife intervention...Yr Haha for this week!

'White' wife intervention
Watch the cartoon, it will change by itself..

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Crazy Frog or The Crazy Cameraman

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High Speed Corner Driving Skills

From Italy

From Singapore

From Malaysia

From Germany

From Hong Kong

From China

From Korea

From Indonesia

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Best Position in Bed - (+18)

WARNING !!!
Only for adults
If you are Minor, Please Don't Scroll Down !
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Men and Shopping

Why one wife now chooses to shop alone

HERE's proof of what can happen when a woman drags her highly disinterested husband or boyfriend along when shopping. This letter was sent by a British hypermart to a customer in Oxford :

Dear Mrs Murray,
While we thank you for your valued patronage and use of our store loyalty card, the manager of our store is considereing banning you and your family from shopping with us, unless your husband stops his antics.
Below is a list of just some of the offences over the past few months, all verified by our surveillance cameras :

• 15 Jun : Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's trolleys when they weren't looking.
• 2 Jul : Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at five-minute intervals.
• 14 Aug : Moved a "Caution - Wet floor" sign to a carpeted area.
• 4 Oct : Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror to pick his nose.
• 3 Dec : Darted around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
• 18 Dec : Hid in a clothing rack and yelled, "Pick me, pick me!"
• 23 Dec : Went into a fitting room, shut the door, then yelled very loudly : "There is no toilet paper in here."

Yours sincerely,
Store Manager

-Spotted by Derrick Soo
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Another Chinese product recall

Another serious problem with defective Chinese products, Where will it end!!

Beware!!!!!!!
Wal-mart is selling lounge chairs made in China, and the plastic is very very cheap and thin.
Purchase at your own risk.



Those cheap Wal-Mart chairs.
Don't buy them.
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Please vote for him

Mr. Bean participate in Election 2008 area P-333 Funny Farm. Please vote for him.

Vote for me !!!
Joke 4 u !!!
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Finally got the meaning !!!

Cubicle = small chamber used for sleeping

Now I know why I feel sleepy when I come to office......
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The Mad Magazine Guy

Did you ever wonder what happened to the guy in Mad Magazine?
Watch as he grows up!


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Why we love children #6

One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of Chicken Little to her class. She came to the part where Chicken Little warns the farmer.

She read, "...and Chicken Little went up to the farmer and said, 'The sky is falling!' "

The teacher then asked the class, "And what do you think that farmer said?"

One little girl raised her hand and said, "I think he said: 'Holy Sh*t! A talking chicken!' " The teacher was unable to teach for the next minutes.
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Why we love children #5

When I was six months pregnant with my third child, my three year-old came into the room as I was preparing to get into the shower.

She said, "Mommy, you are getting fat!"

I replied, "Yes, honey, remember Mommy has a baby growing in her tummy."

"I know," she replied, "but what's growing in your butt?"
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