Joke of the day
Tuesday, February 10, 2009
Monday, February 9, 2009
Jokes That Can Be Told In Church #2
Three boys are in the school yard bragging about their fathers. The first boy says, 'My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a poem, they give him $50.'
The second boy says, 'That's nothing. My Dad scribbles a few words on piece of paper, he calls it a song, they give him $100.'
The third boy says, 'I got you both beat. My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a sermon, and it takes eight people to collect all the money!'
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by blogatouille
web : jokes2all.blogspot.com
The second boy says, 'That's nothing. My Dad scribbles a few words on piece of paper, he calls it a song, they give him $100.'
The third boy says, 'I got you both beat. My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a sermon, and it takes eight people to collect all the money!'
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by blogatouille
web : jokes2all.blogspot.com
Saturday, February 7, 2009
Jokes That Can Be Told In Church #1
Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, 'Why is the bride dressed in white?''
The mother replied, 'Because white is the color of happiness, and today is the happiest day of her life.'
The child thought about this for a moment then said, 'So why is the groom wearing black?'
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by blogatouille
web : jokes2all.blogspot.com
The mother replied, 'Because white is the color of happiness, and today is the happiest day of her life.'
The child thought about this for a moment then said, 'So why is the groom wearing black?'
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by blogatouille
web : jokes2all.blogspot.com
Thursday, February 5, 2009
At President BUSH 's Farewell Dinner
For security reasons, your shoes please !
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by blogatouille
web : jokes2all.blogspot.com
Wednesday, February 4, 2009
The Poor Vicar
The local Vicar explains that he must move on to a larger congregation that will pay him more. There is a hush within the congregation. No one wants him to leave.
Fred Smith, who owns several car dealerships in Southland and Otago, stands up and proclaims: 'If the Vicar stays, I will provide him with a new Holden every year and his wife with a Honda mini-van to transport their children!'
The congregation sighs in appreciation and applauds. Sam Brown, a successful entrepreneur and publican, standsand says, If the Vicar will stay on here, I'll personally double his salary and establish a foundation to guarantee private secondary school education of his children!'
More sighs and loud applause. Agnes Jones, age 88, stands and announces with a smile,' If the Vicar stays, I will give him sex.'
There is total silence. The Preacher, blushing, asks her: 'Mrs. Jones,whatever possessed you to say that?'
Agnes's 90-year old husband, Joe, is now trying tohide, holding his forehead with the palm of his hand and shaking his head from side to side, while his wife replies:
'Well, I just asked my husband how we could help, and he said, 'Fuck the Vicar'.
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by blogatouille
web : jokes2all.blogspot.com
Fred Smith, who owns several car dealerships in Southland and Otago, stands up and proclaims: 'If the Vicar stays, I will provide him with a new Holden every year and his wife with a Honda mini-van to transport their children!'
The congregation sighs in appreciation and applauds. Sam Brown, a successful entrepreneur and publican, standsand says, If the Vicar will stay on here, I'll personally double his salary and establish a foundation to guarantee private secondary school education of his children!'
More sighs and loud applause. Agnes Jones, age 88, stands and announces with a smile,' If the Vicar stays, I will give him sex.'
There is total silence. The Preacher, blushing, asks her: 'Mrs. Jones,whatever possessed you to say that?'
Agnes's 90-year old husband, Joe, is now trying tohide, holding his forehead with the palm of his hand and shaking his head from side to side, while his wife replies:
'Well, I just asked my husband how we could help, and he said, 'Fuck the Vicar'.
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by blogatouille
web : jokes2all.blogspot.com
Tuesday, February 3, 2009
One word riddle.
'Nine letter word'
What if this was the only question on the exam to pass high school English and earn your diploma. Would you graduate?
Okay you brainiacs, here is a brain teaser for you.
What nine letter word in the English language is still a word when each of the nine letters is removed one by one?
Take a few minutes to try and come up with a nine letter word that fits the bill, then watch the attached video....
Well, just watch the video....cause you're never going to figure it out!
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by blogatouille
web : jokes2all.blogspot.com
What if this was the only question on the exam to pass high school English and earn your diploma. Would you graduate?
Okay you brainiacs, here is a brain teaser for you.
What nine letter word in the English language is still a word when each of the nine letters is removed one by one?
Take a few minutes to try and come up with a nine letter word that fits the bill, then watch the attached video....
Well, just watch the video....cause you're never going to figure it out!
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by blogatouille
web : jokes2all.blogspot.com
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