Do not sleep in the highway!

Wow... the driver is so sleepy and fallen sleep while driving.
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Divorce Australian Way !!!

The man giggle and say:"I've everything I want!"
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Do you believe this guy !!!???

Do you believe it ???
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Dogs have nightmares too.

Guess what, we know that dogs, like us have dreams too. Take a look at this one .........
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Bullying

Ouchhh.... !!! It's truely pain dude !!! Don't try it at home.
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Frontier Fireworks

Enjoy the fireworks !
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Dirty Minded Sniffer Dog

Haha.... Just wonder how the owner train him.
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Massagist

A candid camera show in a massage center.
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Man Can Multitask

Can't imagine if I saw this scene with my eyes.
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Female Drivers Compilation

Yes, no jokes ! They are female drivers.
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Naughty Daddy

This naughty daddy purposely make the noise to scare the baby, so pity to the baby.
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How to Dodge a Parking Ticket

Maybe it could work in your country.
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Call for backup !!!

A police recruit was asked during the exam, 'What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother?' He answered, 'Call for backup.'
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Jokes That Can Be Told In Church #3

An elderly woman died last month.

Having never married, she requested no male pallbearers. In her handwritten instructions for her memorial service, she wrote, 'They wouldn't take me out while I was alive, I don't want them to take me out when I'm dead.'
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The Black Hole In The Office

Human Nature ?
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Jokes That Can Be Told In Church #2

Three boys are in the school yard bragging about their fathers. The first boy says, 'My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a poem, they give him $50.'

The second boy says, 'That's nothing. My Dad scribbles a few words on piece of paper, he calls it a song, they give him $100.'

The third boy says, 'I got you both beat. My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a sermon, and it takes eight people to collect all the money!'

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Jokes That Can Be Told In Church #1

Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, 'Why is the bride dressed in white?''

The mother replied, 'Because white is the color of happiness, and today is the happiest day of her life.'

The child thought about this for a moment then said, 'So why is the groom wearing black?'
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At President BUSH 's Farewell Dinner

For security reasons, your shoes please !
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The Poor Vicar

The local Vicar explains that he must move on to a larger congregation that will pay him more. There is a hush within the congregation. No one wants him to leave.

Fred Smith, who owns several car dealerships in Southland and Otago, stands up and proclaims: 'If the Vicar stays, I will provide him with a new Holden every year and his wife with a Honda mini-van to transport their children!'

The congregation sighs in appreciation and applauds. Sam Brown, a successful entrepreneur and publican, standsand says, If the Vicar will stay on here, I'll personally double his salary and establish a foundation to guarantee private secondary school education of his children!'

More sighs and loud applause. Agnes Jones, age 88, stands and announces with a smile,' If the Vicar stays, I will give him sex.'

There is total silence. The Preacher, blushing, asks her: 'Mrs. Jones,whatever possessed you to say that?'

Agnes's 90-year old husband, Joe, is now trying tohide, holding his forehead with the palm of his hand and shaking his head from side to side, while his wife replies:

'Well, I just asked my husband how we could help, and he said, 'Fuck the Vicar'.
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One word riddle.

'Nine letter word'

What if this was the only question on the exam to pass high school English and earn your diploma. Would you graduate?

Okay you brainiacs, here is a brain teaser for you.

What nine letter word in the English language is still a word when each of the nine letters is removed one by one?

Take a few minutes to try and come up with a nine letter word that fits the bill, then watch the attached video....

Well, just watch the video....cause you're never going to figure it out!


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