A police recruit was asked during the exam, 'What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother?' He answered, 'Call for backup.'
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by blogatouille
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Monday, March 2, 2009
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Jokes That Can Be Told In Church #3
An elderly woman died last month.
Having never married, she requested no male pallbearers. In her handwritten instructions for her memorial service, she wrote, 'They wouldn't take me out while I was alive, I don't want them to take me out when I'm dead.'
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by blogatouille
web : jokes2all.blogspot.com
Having never married, she requested no male pallbearers. In her handwritten instructions for her memorial service, she wrote, 'They wouldn't take me out while I was alive, I don't want them to take me out when I'm dead.'
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by blogatouille
web : jokes2all.blogspot.com
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