Woman's and Man's Poem

Woman's Poem.

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who's not a creep.
One who's handsome, smart and strong,
One who loves to listen long.
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens the door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to“how big is my behind?”
I pray this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.

Man's Poem.

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs,
Who owns a bar on a golf course,
And loves to send me hunting and fishing.
This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit!!
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by Psychologist Wannabe
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