A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat, but is was dead.
"How do you know that the car was dead?" she asked him.
"Because I pissed in its ear and it didn't move." answered the child innocently.
" You did WHAT?!!" the teacher exclaimed in surprise.
"You know," explained the boy. "I leaned over and went 'Pssst!' and it didn't move."
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by blogatouille
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