Height of Communication GAP

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Height of Communication GAP

Mr.Sharma comes home one night, and his wife throws her arms around his neck: 'I have great news: I'm a month overdue. I think we're going to have a baby! The doctor gave me a test today, but until we find out for sure, we can't tell anybody.'

The next day, Mrs.Sharma receives a telephone call from Electric Company because the electricity bill has not been paid. ' Am I speaking to Mrs.Sharma ? '

'Yes...... speaking'

Guy, 'You're a month overdue, you know!'

'How do YOU know?' stammers the young woman.

'Well, ma'am, it's in our files!' says the guy .

'What are you saying? It's in your files ...... HOW ?????'

'Yes ........... We have a system of finding out who's overdue'

'GOD !!!!!!...... ... this is too much.......... ..'

'Madam, I am sorry...... I am following orders.... I have to inform you are overdue'

'I know that ........ let me talk to my husband about this tonight...... he will speak to your company tomorrow '

That night, she tells her husband about the visit, and he, mad as a bull, rushes to Electric Company's office the next day morning.

'What's going on? You have it on file that my wife is a month overdue? What business is that of yours?' the husband shouts.

'Just calm down,' says the lady at the reception at Elecric Company , 'it's nothing serious. All you have to do is pay us..'

'PAY you? and if I refuse?'

'Well, in that case, sir, we'd have no option but to cut yours off..'

'And what would my wife do then?' the husband asks.

'I don't know. I guess she'd have to use a candle.'
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by blogatouille
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