Contractors

These Contractors are installing the steel pillars in concrete to stop vehicles from parking on the pavement outside a Sports Bar downtown.

They are now in the process of cleaning up at the end of the day and anxious to go home.



How long do you think it will be before they realize where their vehicle is parked?
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by blogatouille
web : jokes2all.blogspot.com

Where did you get that car ?

A fifteen year-old boy came home with a Porsche and his parents began to yell and scream,

"Where did you get that car?"

He calmly told them, "I bought it today."

"With what money?" demanded his parents. We know what a Porsche costs.."

"Well," said the boy, "this one cost me fifteen dollars."

So the parents began to yell even louder. "Who would sell a car like that for fifteen dollars?" they asked.

"It was the lady up the street," said the boy. Don't know her name-they just moved in. She saw me ride past on my bike and asked me if I wanted to buy a Porsche for fifteen dollars."

"Oh my Goodness!," moaned the mother, "she must be a child abuser.

Who knows what she will do next? John, you go right up there and see what's going on."

So the boy's father walked up the street to the house where the lady lived and found her out in the yard calmly planting petunias. He introduced himself as the father of the boy to whom she had sold a Porsche for fifteen dollars and demanded to know why she did it.

"Well," she said, "this morning I got a phone call from my husband. I thought he was on a business trip, but learned from a friend he has run off to Hawaii with his secretary and really doesn't intend to come back. He claimed he was stranded and asked me to sell his new Porsche and send him the money. So I did."
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by Psychologist Wannabe
web : http://psychologistwannabe.blogspot.com/

Do you have a vagina ?

Lilly is at home when she hears someone knock at the door. She goes tothe door and opens it to see a man standing there. He asks the lady "Do you have a vagina". Shocked she slams the door in disgust. The next morning she hears a knock at the door and it is the same man and he asks the same question of the woman "Do you have a vagina". She slams the door again.

Later that night when her husband gets home she tells him what hashappened for the last two days. The husband tells the wife in a loving and concerned voice "Honey I am taking tomorrow off to be home just in case this guy shows up again".

The next morning they hear a knock at the door and both run for the door. The husband says to the wife in a whispered voice "Honey, I'm going to hide behind the door and listen and if it is the same guy I want you to answer yes to the question because I want to see where he is going with it". She nods yes to her husband and opens the door.

Sure enough the same fellow is standing there and asks the same question. Do you have vagina?".

"Yes" she says.

The man replies.. "Good! Would you mind telling your husband to leave my wife's alone and start using yours!?"
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by Psychologist Wannabe
web : http://psychologistwannabe.blogspot.com/

Woman's and Man's Poem

Woman's Poem.

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who's not a creep.
One who's handsome, smart and strong,
One who loves to listen long.
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens the door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to“how big is my behind?”
I pray this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.

Man's Poem.

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs,
Who owns a bar on a golf course,
And loves to send me hunting and fishing.
This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit!!
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by Psychologist Wannabe
web : http://psychologistwannabe.blogspot.com/

Hyena as Pet in Nigeria‏

Anyone interested ??? hehehe.....





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by blogatouille
web : jokes2all.blogspot.com