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Why we love children #3

An exasperated mother, whose son was always getting into mischief, finally asked him,

"How do you expect to get into Heaven?"

The boy thought it over and said,

"Well, I'll run in and out and in and out and keep slamming the door until St. Peter says, 'For Heaven's sake, Dylan, come in or stay out!' "
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Why we love children #2

A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later :

"Da-aaad..."

"What?"

"I'm thirsty. Can you bring drink of water?"

"No. You had your chance. Lights out."

Five minutes later :

"Da-aaaad..."

"WHAT?"

"I'm THIRSTY. Can I have a drink of water?"

"I told you NO! If you ask again, I'll have to spank you!!"

Five minutes later...

"Daaaa-aaaad..."

"When you come in to spank me, can you bring a drink of water?"
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by blogatouille
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Why we love children #1

A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat, but is was dead.

"How do you know that the car was dead?" she asked him.

"Because I pissed in its ear and it didn't move." answered the child innocently.

" You did WHAT?!!" the teacher exclaimed in surprise.

"You know," explained the boy. "I leaned over and went 'Pssst!' and it didn't move."
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Men are so funny

This is about the collections of the funny accident videos. Enjoy ~~!!
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